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Beauty, glitter, nail art, holidays, shoes, friends, family, music, Hello Kitty, cell phones, Mean Girls, hilariousness, sadness, cats, tattoos...you know, the usual :)

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via pocket-sloths)

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via pocket-sloths)

Divorce

writingsforwinter:

Sometimes you have to break up with your old heart

in order to find one that beats more clearly, more rapid staccato than sluggish tempo.

The woman my mother was just after I’d been born had hair

that changed colors with each arriving season, and was beautiful during…

Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite.
Not yet. Soon, maybe. I’m hoping hard for that.

—Joan Bauer, Almost Home (via quotethat)

(via jazmineinmaculada)

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via zackisontumblr)